Max Headroom

(Originally posted April 10, 2008)

Yeah, Wednesday night. The kids just went to spend the night with their dad, and Dan is off in Ventura County somewhere having dinner with his son Dave, so I have a couple of precious hours of freedom, alone in the house. There's so much to do: I have a logo due Friday, I have writing due Friday, laundry, cleaning, all kinds of stuff.

Let me tell you what I am doing instead.

I am sitting on my fat white ass, eating rice pudding straight out of the big bowl I mixed it in, watching "I Love the 80's in 3-D" (1987!) and laughing myself silly. Max Headroom! Baby Jessica! Bolo ties! (Yeah, I wore those!) I just opened a nice bottle of red, too. Goes with rice pudding, right?

I could not be happier right now if I were sitting on George Clooney's lap.